I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings

He did it because it made him feel like he was eating his meals with more people.

I feel like I didn't earn these stories, I feel like they just happened to me.

I was sad that summer was over. But I was happy that it was over for my enemies, too.

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.