Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

George Carlin
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The God excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

George Carlin
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I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.

George Carlin
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Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.

George Carlin
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