But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.
Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
"As your golf improves, your concentration will improve with it."
Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm and grace; women have these to a high degree.
I didn't get into this to pick up a new hobby. I don't want to just be a golfer. I want to be the best.
I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.