Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar carrying a harpoon gun.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.

They never will love where they ought to love, who do not hate where they ought to hate.

Now I see that I will never find the light, Unless, like the candle, I am my own fuel, Consuming myself.

Life is never stagnation. It is constant movement, un-rhythmic movement, as we as constant change. Things live by moving and gain strength as they go.

The idea is that flowing water never goes stale, so just keep on flowing.