I am just learning to notice the different colors of the stars, and already begin to have a new enjoyment.

“I wonder how long it would take for anyone to notice if I just stopped talking.”

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?

Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?