She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. that's why she's in love with me.
I'm Going To Marry My Novels And Have Little Short Stories For Children.
I was not proud of what I had learned but I never doubted that it was worth knowing.
A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
I’m an atheist and I thank god for it.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
What you are to do without me I cannot imagine.
Cannot possibly attend first night. Will attend second, If there is one.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Give a man health and a course to steer. And he’ll never stop to trouble about whether he’s happy or not.
Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. all that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
Love is like a beautiful flower which i may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same.
One can love a child, perhaps, more deeply than one can love another adult, but it is rash to assume that the child feels any love in return.
To an ordinary human being, love means nothing if it does not mean loving some people more than others.
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back
I love those who do not know how to live for today.
Whenever you are confronted with an opponent. Conquer him with love.