Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
I’m an atheist and I thank god for it.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Time doth flit; oh shit.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
I cannot believe in a god who wants to be praised all the time.
Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.
Once spirit was god, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob.
A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.
Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
Whoever has witnessed another's ideal becomes his inexorable judge and as it were his evil conscience.
There is more wisdom in your body than in your deepest philosophy.
It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book.
When one has a great deal to put into it a day has a hundred pockets.
In everything one thing is impossible: rationality.
Regarding life, the wisest men of all ages have judged alike: it is worthless.
It is the most sensual men who need to flee women and torment their bodies.
Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had.
Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.
One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth.
One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too.
There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings.
There is not enough religion in the world even to destroy religion.
A great value of antiquity lies in the fact that its writings are the only ones that modern men still read with exactness.