As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
I never change, except in my affections.
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
It is the stupid and the ugly who have the best of it in this world.
Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face. It cannot be concealed.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.
I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
One has a right to judge a man by the effect he has over his friends.
In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
Man is many things, but he is not rational.
Hearts Live By Being Wounded.
A flower blossoms for its own joy.
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.