I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
What fresh hell is this?
Tell Him I Was Too Fucking Busy-- Or Vice Versa.
I hate writing, I love having written.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but i'll bet i'd be darling at it.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.