Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Time doth flit; oh shit.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'no' in any of them.
And if my heart be scarred and burned,the safer, I, for all I learned.
I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.
This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
They sicken of the calm who know the storm.
What fresh hell is this?
Tell Him I Was Too Fucking Busy-- Or Vice Versa.
I hate writing, I love having written.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but i'll bet i'd be darling at it.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.