I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.
I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
I love it in a movie when they throw a guy off a cliff. I love it even when it's not a movie. No, especially when it's not a movie.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them.
You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick.
How can he be perfect? Everything he ever makes...dies.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.
If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.