If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humour and hurt.

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.

I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.