I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.
Meow” means “woof” in cat.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.
There are people in the world so hungry, that god cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.
It is the quality of our work which will please god and not the quantity.
Infinite striving to be the best is man’s duty; it is its own reward. Everything else is in god’s hands.
I like your christ, I do not like your christians. Your christians are so unlike your christ.
Faith… must be enforced by reason… when faith becomes blind it dies.
Literary education is of no value, if it is not able to build up a sound character.
Increase of material comforts, it may be generally laid down, does not in any way whatsoever conduce to moral growth
The first condition of humaneness is a little humility and a little diffidence about the correctness of one’s conduct and a little receptiveness.
Golden fetters are no less galling to a self-respecting man that iron ones; the sting lies in the fetters, not in the metal.
It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver.
There is a sufficiency in the world for man’s need but not for man’s greed.
We may have our private opinions but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts ?
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an auto mobile that outlasts the payments.
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.
I’m a lover of my own liberty, and so I would do nothing to restrict yours.
How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?