My wife loves football, but I think she's resigned to the fact that I'll never make it there.
"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."
“People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.”
Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.