A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Paris is a woman but london is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

If you're sad, add more lipstick and attack. Men hate women who weep

Capel said, "Remember that you're a woman." All too often I forgot that.

Look for the woman in the dress. If there is no woman, there is no dress.

Men always remember a woman who caused them concern and uneasiness.