Of course i talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and i appreciate an intelligent audience.
Authors and actors and artists and such - never know nothing, and never know much.
The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back
Never complain, never explain.
Excuse my dust.
Trapped like a trap in a trap
I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.
All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, i'm a drinker with a writing problem.
The two most beautiful words in the english language are 'cheque enclosed.
Her big heart did not, as is so sadly often the case, inhabit a big bosom.
Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?
She runs the gamut of emotions from a to b.
Living well is the best revenge.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
But I don't give up; I forget why not.
A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Women and elephants never forget.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.