When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
I wanted to take off all my clothes and never wear them again.
You can't hoard fun. It has no shelf life.
A man can live on his wits and his balls for only so long.
I knew a buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.
What kind of rat bastard psychotic would play that song- right now, at this moment.
Still humping the american dream.
You won't find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.
Graffiti is beautiful. Like a brick in the face of a cop.
At the top of the mountain we are all snow leopards.
He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.
I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine.
He had come so far from himself that I don't .think he knew who he was anymore.
You took too much man, too much, too much.
I felt a tremendous distance between myself and everything real.
Turn The Goddam Music Up! My Heart Feels Like An Alligator.
I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Poor bastard. Wait 'till he sees the bats.
Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Pray to god, but row away from the rocks.
You can't miss what you never had.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
It was like falling down an elevator shaft and landing in a pool full of mermaids.
I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
It was one of those fine little love stories that can make you smile in your sleep at night.
For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled.
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.