“Seeing this and what I saw yesterday, there are no words to describe it. I didn't realize it was as bad as it was until yesterday when we were driving around.”

“Our defense played well enough to win this game. We just had no offense.”

“Given that, and given the challenges there are in our core business over the half year, the performance and the result are very encouraging.”

“He is very concerned about how his art was misinterpreted. He's a great kid and it's obviously a mistake.”

The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.

One must give up the fantasy of a perspicacious gunslinger/investor outwitting the market.

The simple equations that generate the convoluted Mandelbrot fractal have been called the wittiest remarks ever made.

“It is a mess. I feel badly for the property owners. We have a procedure in place which makes it harder for something like this to happen.”

“Ultimately mutual funds are consumer products, and they have to appeal to people to get bought.”

Planning is really the hallmark of any large military formation, and it's typically a weakness in new formations and new armies.

You know, great powers don't get angry, great powers don't make decisions hastily in a crisis.

“Excelsior needs to stand up and admit it has a bullying problem. That is when the problem will be fixed.”

“We had a few come around, but the boogie man scared them away. The signs did the job.”

“I am very proud of the players, fans and front-office employees, who donated their time and money toward the hurricane relief efforts.”

“Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security.”