God invented man, and man invented the metric system.
When I paint, the ocean roars. Others merely paddle in their bath.
I seated ugliness on my knee, and almost immediately grew tired of it.
Liking money like I like it, is nothing less than mysticism. Money is a glory.
The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret.
Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality.
Begin by learning to draw and paint like the old masters. After that, you can do as you like; everyone will respect you.
Don't bother about being modern. Unfortunately it is the one thing that, whatever you do, you cannot avoid.
Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die.
Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
Everything alters me, but nothing changes me.
The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
I am not strange. I am just not normal.
There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.
A true artist is not one who is inspired, but one who inspires others.
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents.