Misery loves another idiot with a jukebox where his soul should be.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. he really is an idiot.

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

When the wise man points at the moon, the idiot looks at the finger.