“He smiles a lot. But I think there might be worms inside him making him smile.”

He is not only idle who does nothing, but he is idle who might be better employed.

We might come closer to balancing the Budget if all of us lived closer to the Commandments and the Golden Rule.

A hero is born among a hundred, a wise man is found among a thousand, but an accomplished one might not be found even among a hundred thousand men.

What a book a devil's chaplain might write on the clumsy, wasteful, blundering, low, and horribly cruel work of nature.