If there are bases on the moon, that would be the end of the moon as we know it.

“Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.”

When the wise man points at the moon, the idiot looks at the finger.

Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon or star.

Never say "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time.