The National Park Service shot a mule in the face. He survived but had trouble swallowing and often food came out of his nose.
Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children.
“You perceive, do you not, that our national fairy tales reflect the inmost desires of the Briton and the Gaul?”
Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.