People say I'm wearing heels because I'm short. I wear heels because the women like 'em.

O gentlemen, the time of life is short! To spend that shortness basely were too long, If life did ride upon a dial’s point, Still ending at the arrival of an hour.

Life is short. short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we’re trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?