Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

“The Service you do for others is the rent you pay for your room here on Earth.”

now I see the secret of making the best person: it is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.

All the gold which is under or upon the earth is not enough to give in exchange for virtue.

Each man is always in the middle of the surface of the earth and under the zenith of his own hemisphere, and over the centre of the earth.

I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun.

If we go far enough back, any two people on earth have a common ancestor.