No mortal is able to keep a secret. If his lips are silent, his fingertips will speak. The lie will show itself anyway.

Sigmund Freud said he did not know what women want. I know what they want. They want to deal with a whole bunch of people.

The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is "What does a woman want?

An elegant woman is a woman who despises you and has no hair under her arms.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company.

It's all right for a woman to be, above all, human. I am a woman first of all.