I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings
Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.
Battered women: sounds delicious. Doesn’t make it right.
He did it because it made him feel like he was eating his meals with more people.
I feel like I didn't earn these stories, I feel like they just happened to me.
Everything helped a little bit, at first; but nothing really helped.
I could imagine being his mom and loving him a lot, if that makes sense.
I was sad that summer was over. But I was happy that it was over for my enemies, too.
Regret is just perfectionism plus time.
Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.
There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.
I do not have very much office experience.
I'm a believer in trusting the director.
Travel is impossible, but daydreaming about travel is easy.