Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

My motto is - if it feels good -" he grinned as he held her gaze "- then i do it

Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable.

By all means marry. If you get a good spouse you'll become happy, while if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher.

By all means, marry. if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.

I think one of the basic reasons men make good friends is that they can make up their minds quickly.

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

It is essential that in entering a new province you should have the good will of its inhabitants.

Benefits should be conferred gradually; and in that way they will taste better.

Things are going to get unimaginably worse, and they are never, ever, going to get better