I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.