Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture.
Better to sleep in an uncomfortable bed free, than sleep in a comfortable bed unfree.
Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.