Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

There's not many good comedies to watch - you know, comedies that make you glad you watched them.

My motto is - if it feels good -" he grinned as he held her gaze "- then i do it

Good books, like good friends, are few and chosen; the more select, the more enjoyable.

I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank god, I am as good as the best.

By all means marry. If you get a good spouse you'll become happy, while if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher.