You know I am not a champion of marriage. The real drawback to marriage is that it makes one unselfish. And unselfish people are colourless.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

By all means, marry. if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.