To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

By all means, marry. if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.