I feel like I didn't earn these stories, I feel like they just happened to me.

It felt like a kiss from a man whose reasons were strictly carnal. And I like it.

Hell, I've always like the man, he said now. "Until he became involved with my wife.

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or catholics.

I often wake up in the night, and I like to have something to think about.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.

Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.

We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. he really is an idiot.

Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly. it comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.