Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed.

Never approach a crying woman entering a sports bar carrying a harpoon gun.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.