His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.