His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I like the rain. It washes memories off the sidewalk of life.
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.
Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.
I read in self-defense.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.