I got into temple university on a track scholarship.
I’ve said all along I’ve never competed with ‘the simpsons.’ Not in my own mind.
Not many jobs are available for single women who just want to have babies.
Things are old. parts are old. I’m talking about ‘us’ parts. AARP-parts. some of us were born with stronger parts than others.
I don’t spend my hours worrying how to slip a social message into my act.
Brown versus the board of education is no longer the white person’s problem.
Laughter brings out the child in all of us.
People say to me, ‘do you know who you look like?’ and I say, ‘I’m really tired of looking like that guy.
You come to my comedy show to be entertained.
Things from real life are the things that get people laughing.
In all of my career, the style is still the same, and that is of a friend, just sitting and talking.
Telemarketers tell me I sound like bill cosby.
With my wife camille’s help, I took to social networking. I’m working with the computers.
When you don’t understand something, you often laugh.
If you have no faith, you’ve lost your battle.
You can’t compete with walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.
I don’t see much comedy in the bible, where people are writing about funny people. it’s not there.
I want all this loud profanity in the street stopped. I want people to think about choices.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. but somebody has to be first.
If you speak your mind and if it is true what you’re saying, then I think the integrity of what you’re saying carries through.
The most important educational vehicle in all life is a parent figure.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Never say "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time.