Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.

I stay out of politics because if I begin thinking too much about politics, I'll probably... drop writing children's books and become a political cartoonist again.

Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.'

You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

Step with care and great tact, and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.

I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see; now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!