Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.

You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.

The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There is nothing between.

A little child is immoral, he has no internal inhibitions against pleasures.

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child.

There is frequently more to be learned from the unexpected questions of a child than the discourses of men.

The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.

One can love a child, perhaps, more deeply than one can love another adult, but it is rash to assume that the child feels any love in return.

When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.