Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.
You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.
The greatest destroyer of peace is abortion because if a mother can kill her own child, what is left for me to kill you and you to kill me? There is nothing between.
There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you can't find a parent who will admit that it is his child.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
A little child is immoral, he has no internal inhibitions against pleasures.
An honest man is always a child.
Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child.
It is a poverty to decide that a child must die so that you may live as you wish.
There is frequently more to be learned from the unexpected questions of a child than the discourses of men.
Genius is sorrow's child.
A child of five could understand this. send someone to fetch a child of five.
The child molester skipped breakfast, but said he'd grab a little something on the way to work.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Only child life is real life.
One can love a child, perhaps, more deeply than one can love another adult, but it is rash to assume that the child feels any love in return.
In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
A child needs your love the most when he deserves it least.
As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Experience is the child of thought and thought is the child of action.
Success is the child of audacity.
Learning is not child's play; we cannot learn without pain.