Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Guard your roving thoughts with a jealous care, for speech is but the dealer of thoughts, and every fool can plainly read in your words what is the hour of your thoughts.
Travel makes a wise man better, and a fool worse.
The wise man does at once what the fool does finally.
With fools, there is no companionship. Rather than to live with men who are selfish, vain, quarrelsome, and obstinate, let a man walk alone.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
A fool bolts pleasure, then complains of moral indigestion.
Anybody who can drive and doesn't come out of it a rich man is a fool.
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.
A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
''If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise.''
Fools call wise men fools. A wise man never calls any man a fool.
The more you read, the less apt you are to make a fool of yourself with your pen or word processor.
And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear: A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.
The truth is, I've never fooled anyone. I've let men sometimes fool themselves.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what god is doing.
It was with deep, idiotic relief that I leaned on that fleshy, humid, barn-yard fool.
Is it the damned fool, who, at that dark moment, laughs courage right into you.
They hate you if you're clever and they despise a fool
It's impossible to fall of mountains you fool!
He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master.