I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
To the old, the new is usually bad news.
The best part of the art of living is to know how to grow old gracefully.
You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.
Medicines are only fit for old people.
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young.
We seem to have more leaks in my office than an old wooden rowboat.
If you're old, don't try to change yourself, change your environment.
All evil comes from the old. They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.
It is a disgrace to grow old through sheer carelessness before seeing what manner of man you may become by developing your bodily strength and beauty to their highest limit.
I am an old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness, flag-waving patriot.
You can't teach the old maestro a new tune.
In my medicine cabinet, the winter fly has died of old age.
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order.
I wish they’d had electric guitars in cotton fields back in the good old days. A whole lot of things would’ve been straightened out.
No old Men (excepting Dr. Wallis) love Mathematics.
Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
I'm old, not dead.
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream.
I'm four years old. I was three, but now I'm four years old.
Old age: the crown of life, our play's last act.
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
The foolishness of old age does not characterize all who are old, but only the foolish.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
I went home, with new matters for my thoughts, though with no relief from the old.
Education is the best provision for old age.