The new information technology... Internet and e-mail... have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself.
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships.
As I kept having episodes of depression, I realized that it was not a one-off: that I had, well, not a disease, really - more an illness.
It's all in the mind, you know.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.