The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation.
If faces had been meant to kiss each other, they would not have been given noses.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
she (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.
Gray hair is god's graffiti.
The heart of marriage is memories.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences.
Now, they drink a lot of beer, and the beer does not go here.
I'm four years old. I was three, but now I'm four years old.
I'm sorry." Now the dentist pulls out a needle. This is to deaden the pain.
I didn't know how serious it is to a female that you lift the lid.
I've got a ferrari. Vroom! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.
You know my father's favorite game? C'mere and pull my finger.
Now you are ready to put your face in a place that was never built for your face.
Ahh, jesus... oh, God... if you get me out of this, I won't drink again as long as I live.
And my wife and i were so happy, we showed it to each other.
My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.
Dad is great! give us the chocolate cake.
Only people as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.
Every father says the same thing. Where's your mother.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp and the dry fish swims alone.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need advice.
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.