I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. if you can fake that, you've got it made.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. he really is an idiot.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.