Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. anyone can get old. all you have to do is live long enough
Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
She got her looks from her father. he's a plastic surgeon.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. he really is an idiot.
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A child of five could understand this. send someone to fetch a child of five.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Humor is reason gone mad.