Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. if you can fake that, you've got it made.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. he really is an idiot.
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that
While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A child of five could understand this. send someone to fetch a child of five.
I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Humor is reason gone mad.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
It isn't necessary to have relatives in kansas city in order to be unhappy.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.