I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Right now i think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.