It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
I found there was only one way to look thin: Hang out with fat people.
I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
It's a funny old world.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them.
I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
She's as funny as a toothache.
There is hope for the future because god has a sense of humor and we are funny to god.
I don’t see much comedy in the bible, where people are writing about funny people. it’s not there.
I’ve been called a lot of things, but never funny.