From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

When I'm being funny, I try not to offend. I don't think much of what I've done has been in really ghastly taste. I don't think I have embarrassed many people or distressed them.

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

There is hope for the future because god has a sense of humor and we are funny to god.

I don’t see much comedy in the bible, where people are writing about funny people. it’s not there.