whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

They say that god is everywhere, and yet we always think of him as somewhat of a recluse.

I can't think for you, you'll have to decide, whether judas iscariot had god on his side.

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.

If I wasn't bob dylan, I'd probably think that bob dylan has a lot of answers myself.

We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.