If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.

This is the story of america. Everybody's doing what they think they're supposed to do.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?!

They say that god is everywhere, and yet we always think of him as somewhat of a recluse.

I can't think for you, you'll have to decide, whether judas iscariot had god on his side.

I don't care what you think about me. I don't think about you at all.