And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased, and the epitaph drear: A Fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.

“If you don't get what you want, it's a sign either that you did not seriously want it, or that you tried to bargain over the price”

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.