Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

“When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband.”

A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with

To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.

I would like to be remembered as a person who wants to be free…so other people would also be free.

“A person who doesn't learn from the past is an idiot, in my estimation.”

I would like to be remembered as a person who wanted to be free... and other people would be also free.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one

Never worry about numbers. Help one person at a time and always start with the person nearest you.

The person who gives with a smile is the best giver because god loves a cheerful giver.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Just have trouble understanding how truth, all by itself, could be enough for a person.

Every man has a property in his own person. this nobody has a right to, but himself.

The person born with a talent they are meant to use will find their greatest happiness in using it.

If you don't find god in the next person you meet, it is a waste of time looking for him further.

It is the nature of every person to error, but only the fool perseveres in error.