The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
War does not decide who is right but who is left.
The play was a great success.But audience was a dismal failure.
Cannot possibly attend first night. Will attend second, If there is one.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
Cannot possibly attend first night. Will attend second, if there is one.
Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.
Better see rightly on a pound a week than squint on a million.
A mind of the calibre of mine cannot derive its nutriment from cows.
Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
We must reform society before we can reform ourselves.
He who has never hoped can never despair.
We must reform society before we can reform ourselves.