She can talk brilliantly upon any subject provided she knows nothing about it.
When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy.
Conformity is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.
Memory is the diary we all carry about with us.
You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.
Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.
Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.
I never change, except in my affections.
To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.
It is the stupid and the ugly who have the best of it in this world.
Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face. It cannot be concealed.
A pessimist is somebody who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.
Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.
I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.
One has a right to judge a man by the effect he has over his friends.
In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.
Man is many things, but he is not rational.
Hearts Live By Being Wounded.