Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the U.S. Bureau of Wild Life.

The fact is, I was never too bright in school. I ain't ashamed of it, though. I mean, how much do school principals make a month?

To be able to give away riches is mandatory if you wish to possess them. This is the only way that you will be truly rich.

It will be a killer, and a chiller, and a thriller, when I get the gorilla in Manila.

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing.

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.

Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong.

It's lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.

The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters.

The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.

I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.